Tips to climb up the so called corporate ladder

This post is intended for the following audience:-
1. People working in software companies a.k.a corporate world(As ppl call it).
2. People who have no idea of about software.
3. People who desperately wants increment.
4. All wanna-be’s in the industry.
Well if u fall under any of the above mentioned category this post is for you. There are 2 different ways to impress your supervisor. The first one is to be a workaholic ie work work n work, well for this you need to know everything top to bottom. If you find the first method difficult then here goes an alternative, even if u know some small thing about the module or the project that you are working on go n tell it to ur tl in a big-way, make him or her think that you are a genius and you know everything about your project. Stay late hours, leave after they leave and if you do it your supervisor will come n ask “hey are you still staying” reply telling him or her that “ive got an issue to fix” or “This particular deliverable is not working in this new environment” and so on. After your supervisor leaves just switch off your system and leave happily, be sure to come early before your supervisor. Whenever he or she comes near your system pretend that you are very busy. These are the only two methods available to get a good name and also a good pay in the company. Many of my colleagues follow method 2 for their success. I’ve not tried either one of the two methods, cos method 2 sucks big time and method 1 is for suckers!!! What I do is finish my work and leave. I never stay for late hours If there is no work. For people following method 2 “You Suck!!!!!”